*Umm … it seems pretty clear.
Puff Daddy … or Diddy … or whatever he’s calling himself now … is trippin’.
It makes sense … he’s 50 years old – a far cry from the young, vibrant, attention-hogging mogul he once was in the 1990s.
Sean “P Diddy” Combs is officially middle-aged … and he’s a black man … which means he’s only got 10 years left before heart disease or diabetes takes him out.
Perhaps that’s why he is recording videos of himself pontificating about the day God will return.
In his most recent video, a gray-haired Diddy is surrounded by crystals and sage (for real?) pondering whether the global spread of COVID-19 is a sign that God is ready to cancel the human race.
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If Diddy’s theory is correct, then he’d better ask God to forgive him for dating Lori Harvey, 23, last year.
It’s not because she’s … you know … five years removed from graduating high school.
It’s because she dated his son only a few months before Puffy started dating her.
That’s nasty.
Look, the father-son bond is sacred.
Diddy and his boy shouldn’t be sharing women …
They should be sharing weed and cocaine instead. 🙂
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Diddy should also consider asking God to forgive him for ruining the musical careers of Craig Mack, Mario Winans, Black Rob and at least two dozen others over the past three decades.
The Bible speaks of signs of the coming Rapture: famine, plagues, pestilence, grasshoppers and locusts. These biblical signs let believers know that it is time to prepare.
In a desperate bid to save all sinners and nonbelievers from the ultimate punishment, Combs sat in a room and prayed to God to save all sinners for they know what they do.
“Forgive us God and bless us through this situation. Bless our healthcare workers in the front lines. Bless our elderly. Bless people all over the world. It’s not just a wherever you at thing; it’s happening all over the world. Bless everybody and please forgive us because when you forgive us then you would have sent the cure or it would have been through Your way and we would have learned… we would have learned a lesson, so God please come to the rescue. Amen.”
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