Friday, May 3, 2024

PU…Woman Accused of Pooping in Kmart…And She Wasn’t in the Restroom!

Melissa Jacobsen
Melissa Jacobsen

*In hindsight, I guess Kmart store personnel should have taken her T-shirt as some kind of clue. I mean, who wears a T-shirt with a dump truck on it that reads, “dropping a load.” But that’s just what this woman at a Kmart in Racine, Wisconsin is accused of doing. The load she dropped was not the clothes she had come in to return, though.

It was a big pile of her own poop.

Melissa Jacobson, 49, was picked up and taken to jail on Monday after she allegedly slid behind one of the stores’ cash registers and defecated in a box of security tags, JournalTimes.com reports.

And it was all caught on a security camera. Uh, don’t worry. We won’t share it here.

Read more at EURThisNthat.

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