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Gary was having a yard sale. A minister bought a lawnmower but returned it a few days later, complaining that it wouldn’t run.
“It’ll run,” said Gary. “But you have to curse at it to get it started.”
The minister was shocked.
“I have not uttered a curse in 30 years.” “Just keep pulling on the starter rope—the words will come back to you.” – Submitted by LaVerne Lauterbach, Lansing, Michigan — Want more jokes? Visit https://www.rd.com/jokes/?_cmp
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