Friday, March 29, 2024

In the Midst of a Storm: Laugh! It Does Good Like A Medicine

Laughthis is what happens when we tell God our plans (google free to share and use)

How can you make God laugh?  Tell him your plans.

 

NOT TALKING TO YOU

At our weekly Bible study, the leader asked an elderly gentleman, Walt, to open the meeting with prayer. Walt did so in a soft voice. Another man, straining to hear, shouted, “I can’t hear you!” Walt replied, “I wasn’t talking to you.” —Richard Steussy

ONLY SIGN WE HAVE

I was waiting at a small train station when a man put up a sign regarding my train: “30-Minute Delay.” “What happened?” I asked. “The train went off the rails,” he said. “How long will that take to fix?” “Quite a few hours.” “So why put up a sign saying it would take 30 minutes?” “It’s the only sign we have.” —James Joy

CLOTHED WHILE DOING LAUNDRY

Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard: “Please keep clothes on while doing laundry.” —Sue Connor

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