How can you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
NOT TALKING TO YOU
At our weekly Bible study, the leader asked an elderly gentleman, Walt, to open the meeting with prayer. Walt did so in a soft voice. Another man, straining to hear, shouted, “I can’t hear you!” Walt replied, “I wasn’t talking to you.” —Richard Steussy
ONLY SIGN WE HAVE
I was waiting at a small train station when a man put up a sign regarding my train: “30-Minute Delay.” “What happened?” I asked. “The train went off the rails,” he said. “How long will that take to fix?” “Quite a few hours.” “So why put up a sign saying it would take 30 minutes?” “It’s the only sign we have.” —James Joy
CLOTHED WHILE DOING LAUNDRY
Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard: “Please keep clothes on while doing laundry.” —Sue Connor
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