Good Lord, what do we have here? Well first, we need to make sure you got some hot tea to sip and popcorn to snack on while we tell you/show you about what reportedly went down between OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian during a 1991 hot-tub hook up that basically ended their marriages and friendships, according to Simpson’s former manager.
This info comes courtesy of Norman Pardo in a new documentary called “Who Killed Nicole?” in which he quotes Simpson as saying he and his then-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, and Robert and Kris Kardashian, were in a Jacuzzi one night while vacationing together, reports Page Six.
The story goes that Robert Kardashian and Nicole Simpson had enough and and left. Of course that meant that Simpson, then 44, and Kris K, then 36, were left alone. Now, you can already see where this is going, but in the interest of giving you the fill scoop, here’s the money quote from Pardo and it’s a doozy:
“‘O.J. said he stood up, pulled his shorts down and, I’ll give you exactly what he said: ‘Her eyes bugged out of her head and I f–ked that B until I broke her,’” Pardo recounts on camera.
Needless to say, what allegedly happened that night ended up having super serious conquences for the Simpsons and Kardashians.
“From what I’m understanding, from what O.J. told me, everything was great up until [the] little fling that they had,” says Pardo, 55, who says he managed Simpson from 1999 to 2012.
Here’s more via Page Six:
“The fallout from the hot-tub incident” damaged all their relationships, contended Pardo.
The Kardashians divorced shortly afterward in early 1991 and the Simpsons split by early 1992.
Pardo claims Simpson told him the alleged affair also caused Kris — now known as Kris Jenner, the 63-year-old matriarchal manager of Kim, Khloe and company — physical pain.
Simpson said “they had to take her to the hospital at 2 or 3 in the morning,” Pardo continues in the movie. “She came to [O.J.’s] room and said, ‘Can you take me to the hospital?’ He said, ‘No. Have Rob do it.’”
Simpson, now 71, boasted of the rendezvous — and the damage his menacingly large manhood had apparently inflicted — to Pardo during a 2003 limo ride from Raleigh, NC, to a paid appearance at an Atlanta nightclub, the ex-manager told The Post.
Three years after the alleged hookup came the grisly 1994 murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Robert Goldman. While Robert Kardashian came around to join the so-called Dream Team that represented Simpson during his murder trial, Pardo maintained that it was more out of practicality than friendship.
“When O.J. was found not guilty, Robert Kardashian did not jump for joy,” Pardo said.
Robert Kardashian died of cancer in 2003.
Just a month after her 1991 divorce from Robert, Kris married Olympic hero Bruce Jenner, a woman now known as Caitlyn. They divorced in 2014.
Pardo said he is currently shopping his 90-minute feature to distributors. It will get an online release on June 12 to mark the 25th anniversary of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Robert Goldman.
No longer on speaking terms with Simpson, Pardo said the alleged episode with Kris did not surprise him because Simpson “had a thing about being the dominant male” and “objectified” women.
In one scene, the disgraced halfback recounts a cheeky conversation with a sexual conquest:
“The last girl told me that if I wasn’t 10 inches, she wasn’t interested. I said, ‘I like you. I’m a little turned on. But I’m not gonna cut two inches off for nobody.’”
Say what!? Damn, damn, damn. We can’t take anymore, but if you think you can handle more, there is MORE about OJ Simpson and his alleged hot-tub tryst with Kris Jenner at Page Six.