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*I’m sick of white women. There, I said it – and I’m not sorry.
America was pretty fucking awesome once upon a time. In the old days, when free speech was more than just an “idea,” people were able to speak their minds – freely – without feeling obligated or pressured to consider how their words might affect the sensibilities of others on Facebook or Twitter.
During this period in time – maybe somewhere around 2002 – public restrooms were separated by gender, referees would keep score on weekends when kids competed in soccer and football games, words like “feminism” and “toxic masculinity” were only thrown around by heavy-shouldered, hard-faced lesbians who couldn’t get laid, and when a poorly behaved child deserved to be spanked, his mother or father would simply grab a belt and swing. These days, a simple tap on a child’s rear-end will land his parents in jail, or at the very least, prompt a stern lecture from some white social worker. And speaking of white people – boy am I tired of white women (they’re the reason why this country is hopelessly dysfunctional).
Think about it:
Was “body shaming” even a thing 10 years ago? And who came up with the idea? Oh … that’s right – white women.
Who’s responsible for single-handedly ruining snack-time for kids by forcing them to eat “gluten free” bread and organic celery? White women!
Who turned feminism into a man-hating, cult-driven, pussy-hat wearing disaster? White women!
Who invented the concept of “toxic masculinity”? White women!
Who came up with the idea of gender fluidity? White women!
Who came up with the idea of “participation trophies”? White women!
Who came up with the “no spanking” rule for parents? White women!
Who came up with the idea of allowing children to dictate their own gender, wardrobe choices, and behavior? White women!
Who blatantly stole the “me too” campaign from a black woman and repackaged it to incite a bitter war between the sexes? White women!
Who jumps at every chance to discuss “black issues” without having ANY personal knowledge of what actually happens in communities of color? WHITE WOMEN!
As I sat for dinner and conversation with my mother and stepfather, it suddenly dawned on me that many of America’s problems stem from the stupidity and emotional instability of white women.
That’s right – the country as we know it today is a beacon of multi-generational dysfunction – and I blame white women for making life in America WAY too complicated and brainwashing the FUCK of out nearly everyone.
Indeed, whenever you read “according to experts” in any study about gender, religion, politics, or human interaction, the “experts” are actually self-righteous white women who don’t know how to shut the fuck up and let things be.
Here’s a list of things that were just fine before white women opened their mouths to screw shit up:
-Traditional gender roles were still in tact
-Sports Illustrated only featured slender swimsuit models
-Comedians were politically incorrect and unfiltered
-Bruce Jenner had a penis
-Chocolate Milk was served in the cafeteria at public schools
-Flirting with a woman didn’t provoke accusations of sexual harassment
-Cracking jokes about the funny-sounding cashiers at 7-Eleven was an American pastime (not a crime against humanity).
-You could enjoy a beef sandwich in public without attracting a group of Hippy protesters.
-Boys played with Tonka Trucks instead of Barbie Dolls
-Maladjusted teenagers weren’t killing their classmates every few months with semi-automatic weapons (white women demonized corporal punishment and produced a generation of hypersensitive lunatics).
For more than a decade, the backwards thinking of white women has contributed to America’s dysfunction. Those who support liberalism seem willing to allow our country’s youth to guide themselves, and their fragile sensibilities impose unreasonable standards of conduct on everyone else.
On the other end, white women who support right-wing politics tend to lack substantive knowledge of other racial groups – and will still blindly share their opinion about issues related to minorities. Also, their morally-superior, bible thumping antics could make a nun swear.
In other words, it doesn’t matter which side of the aisle she stands on, whether liberal or conservative, America has a white woman problem.
The Black Hat is written by Southern California based Cory A. Haywood, a freelance writer and expert on Negro foolishness. Contact him via: [email protected] and/or visit his blog: www.enterthehat.com, or send him a message on Twitter: @coryahaywood