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Name: JFromMO
Comment: Morning y'all. I'onno even know what to say 'bout y'all convo yesterday. It was a bit too much for me. Letmein, you did have me crackin' up, though. Y'all have a blessed day. Be safe.

Name: BKLYNVIAMAHATTAN
Comment: Good Morning... ARod and his Wife Cynthia have officially split. Break up due to Love Affair with ARod and Madonna and Cynthia with Lenny Kravitz? What is the world coming too? LOL... Time to get my Tea!!!!

Name: sultry
Comment: Good Morning evrybody and I hope you all have a safe and happy fourth of July. Be safe and if you have fireworks please be careful and if you all hav ekids make wure that they are supervised around fireworks as well as the water if they are going to be swimming during the 4th. Take care youall and be blessed.

Name: MrsPhoenix
Comment: Thanks sultry for that reminder! Please be respectful of your neighbors - July 4th ends on July 4th - don't continue setting off your 'works 1, 2 weeks later! And guns aren't fireworks!

Name: MrsPhoenix
Comment: And why is the Free-4-All board listed in the "Headlines"??

Name: bigchassie
Comment: MORNING ALL MY BABIES!! i'm lounging by the pool this morning sipping on a memosa and jammin to the TJMS. so how are my dahlings this morning. MSPHOENIX>yeah, i was wondering the same thing about the placement of the free 4 all. oh well, it's easier to find when it's upward. well, i pulled out my meat to thaw out to fix tomorrow. later on, i'm going to the post office to get me a money order to pay rent and then i'll go back to the pool and chill out. ahhhh...ain't nothing like a four-day weekend!

Name: amethyst
Comment: Happy Friday! chassie, enjoy your pool time and long weekend. Like MrsPhoenix said, be careful with the fireworks. When we were young something hit my cousin in the head and because she had a perm it burned a patch of her hair out. Ouch!

Name: letmein
Comment: Morning fam! MSPHOENIX....you talking to me? How you know my 4th last 2 weeks? HA! No, honestly I try to be courteous and only will do the fireworks the next day. I will admit that I get started early though. I can't help it! I'm a big kid when it comes to fireworks. And for me the bigger the better. The other kids in the neighborhood love when we stay home to set ours off. They'll come sit in our driveway and watch the show.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: OMAHA, Neb. - A former teacher pleaded guilty Wednesday to fleeing to Mexico with a 13-year-old student so she could have sex with him. Her plea was part of a deal to ensure she'll spend less than a decade in federal prison. Kelsey Peterson, 26, cried in court and shook her head when the prosecutor said she started having sex with the boy when he was 12 years old and a student at Lexington Middle School, where she taught. But the former math teacher pleaded guilty to a charge of transporting a minor across state lines to have sex, and avoided a similar charge that would have carried a mandatory 10-year minimum sentence. The plea agreement calls for a sentence of at least 70 months in prison, up to a maximum of 87 months. The judge could decide on a different sentence, but that would give Peterson the right to change her plea, said federal prosecutor Jan Sharp. A sentencing hearing is scheduled for September. Her family burst out of the court room Wednesday shouting at reporters, telling them to "ask (the victim) how old he is," and saying Peterson is being unjustly accused. Peterson's attorney, James Martin Davis, has publicly questioned the boy's birth certificate. Davis said the boy was likely at least 16, and that he was the aggressor. Amy Peck, an attorney for the boy and his family, said that suggestion was disgusting. "He was a 12-year-old boy and the defendant knew it," Peck said Wednesday. "The result of this lower plea could have been obtained without playing to every racial stereotype that there is." Peterson taught the boy during the 2005 to 2006 school year, then started having sex with him in November 2006, according to court documents. The pair disappeared in October, soon after the district's superintendent confronted Peterson about allegations of an inappropriate relationship with the boy, then 13. She was arrested a week later in Mexicali, Mexico. In an interview to be aired Thursday on ABC's "Good Morning America," the boy, who is now 14, said Peterson cried and told him she loved him when they were discovered by authorities in Mexico. He said he told Peterson he loved her, too. He's now living in Nebraska with his parents, although his attorney wouldn't say where. A portion of the interview was aired Wednesday on the local ABC affiliate, KETV.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: The guilty plea doesn't mean Peterson is off the hook on state charges, which include kidnapping and first-degree sexual %*$ault. Her attorney said he hoped those charges would be dropped. But Dawson County Attorney Elizabeth Waterman said Wednesday there are no plans to drop the state charges. "Right now she's charged with what she's charged with," Waterman said. "The nature of any type of deal, I don't want to speculate on that." Peterson likely won't be brought back to Dawson County to face state charges until after the federal sentencing, Waterman said. The Associated Press previously named the boy as police were searching for him but stopped using his name after authorities charged Peterson with a sex crime. He was an illegal immigrant in the United States when he left with Peterson. He's now back in Nebraska temporarily after being granted humanitarian parole by the Department of Homeland Security. Peck said she plans to ask the U.S. attorney's office for a visa that could put the boy and his parents on the path to citizenship. The "U" visa is designed for victims of certain crimes and their families and needs the backing of someone involved with prosecuting, investigating or judging the case. "We have not been promised anything at this point," Peck said. Said U.S. Attorney Joe Stecher: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

Name: OSUN
Comment: Morning. There must be something in the water. What is up with these grown women having relations with pubescent boys. Yuck. I dont understand it. Either there is some kind of alien mind control or the common theme is that all these female teachers shop at walmart and this is a result of lead poisioning. But on a serious note, I dont appreciate deals being done for these women who are molesting these boys. They are just as sick and disgusting as RKelly and should be under the jail.

Name: letmein
Comment: I agree OSUN!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Good morning, family. I swore I wouldn't do reality t.v. ever and then watched a Project Runway marathon and was hooked. Now I must confess I feel the urge to watch 'From G's to Gents'. I saw clips of it yesterday and I'm feeling a pull sorta like I wanna look, but I know it's going to be messy.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Not to blame the victim, but it looks like his reward is US citizenship for him and his parents. A precedent may be emerging here.

Name: letmein
Comment: G's to Gents? What station does that come on YLawd?

Name: JFromMO
Comment: osun - i so agree with you. and you see how her family tried to pin it on the boy, saying he's really older than he says? even if he was 16, he is still a child and she is still the adult. she knew better. she just didn't care.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Ylawdy welcome to reality land. It is cozy over here. I am completely hooked. There is so much to watch. My guilty pleasure right now is Flipping Out. I think you will find the best quality reality tv is on Bravo.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Jfromo I was wondering how they were saying that until I realized he was illegal. To be honest he probably was older but like you said it doesn't matter. She is a sick perv. He is a child even at 16. Her family is extremely embarrassed as I would be as well, so they are looking for any and every excuse. Who wants to claim a chester in their family? Heaven forbid there is such a sicko in my family immediate or otherwise, however I hope I wouldn't stoop to this type of tactic. They should just accept the fact they have this type of individual in their family and just suffer and deal with the shame.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: osun - they won't just GIVE them citzenship. they'll still have to meet the requirements, but i because he's a victim, i think they will try to work something out.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: letmein...it starts on the 15th on MTV. Jamie Fox is the executive producer and Farnsworth Bentley is the host. They're going to take 14 G's and try to turn them into Gents.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hey y'all! Where is Letmein? Did you get your swerve on last night? LOL! (I did.) Anyway...I am not a big reality TV person at all, but the Gs to Gents looks interesting, and I know my family will watch the "I Love Money" shows. The only shows I really like are on hiatus except for Weeds. I'm waiting for Big Love and Nip Tuck, but most of whats on now is not interesting. I am amazed at the reality shows period. Its like, what won't people do? I get amzed and embarassed for folks. If I see one more gay man run of that design show, I will scream!!!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Mornin' all yall!! Chass' make sure you lounge one time for us workin' folk today..I cant wait for the weekend to start, this day is in my way!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: OSUN...there are a lot of sick people out there. Its scary. Just like the woman who killed the mother and cut out her unborn baby the other day. It makes you wonder what the he!! is going on with folks. I reemmber we had this one guy in the neighborhood, who growing up, we all thought was a little off. Well that little bit of offness progressed into full blown crazy, but no one realized how bad it was until he pour gasoline over family members and set the house on fire. Killed his grandparents, an uncle and a young cousin. I hate to say it, it is harder on AFrican American families, because a lot of time folks don't get necessary treatment for mental illness. Now as far as that school teacher, well, she is just nasty, and knows better. She thought she could get away with it.

Name: letmein
Comment: PENELOPE....hell yeah I got some last night!! Hubby THOUGHT he was going to sleep but I had other plans. LOL! Lawd why did I treat last night like it was the holiday. Like Tech 9 sings..."smoking and drinking and humpin' and loving it"! Now I'm dying at work. This is going to be a LOOOONGGGGGG day!!!

Name: TAZBABY
Comment: Good Morning Everyone one!I am just popping in to wish everyone a safe and fun 4th of July. I miss hanging out with ya'll.

Name: Penelope
Comment: But Letmein, it was worth it, I know. Do a follow-on tonight! LOL. I burped the baby, and he was happy. He has to help me shower because I'm not steady on my feet yet. I love it when he helps wash my hair. (I don't know why, but I find it very erotic.)

Name: letmein
Comment: Hey Taz!!!!!

Name: letmein
Comment: Penelope...I had to work until 7 last night. The conversation on the board had me twitching something crazy. I wanted to call and have him come up here so we could get a quickie in the bathroom but there were too many people still hanging around cock-blocking! I couldn't get home quick enough. Damn those kids I didn't care. I locked my bedroom door and TRIED to put a pillow between the headboard and wall. Well all the moving kept making the pillow fall so I had to use my hand to hold the headboard so it wouldn't bang so loud. Just the though has me all aroused again. Damn 6.5 hours to go!!!!! UGH

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: What do you think? A singer named Rene Marie was asked to sing the national anthem at Denver's State of the City address. She sang the Black National Anthem, "Lift Every Voice and Sing." http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,375164,00.html

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Good morning!

Name: letmein
Comment: akgirl....I read about that a couple of days ago. She ticked them off! LOL!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Awe Letmein...I feel your pain.I had told my husband I wanted some new pieces for our kitchen, and he just called and asked if I felt like going shopping this evening! A handful of spooge goes a long way.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: If you clicked on the link about the women singing the black national anthem, who told her it was ok to rock a fade and a bang?

Name: OSUN
Comment: arkansasgirl, thats balsy and nervy. Good for her. I dont know if I agree or disagree but 25/20 are always talking about the constitution and its amendments. I love various forms of civil disobedience. I wonder if they would have been as angered if a yt male started singing Dixie in its place.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Here is a reader's response to this story: Whether you believe it or not, I am not a racist. But this type of aggressive ideology to THINK you can change something so historic as our national anthem to "EXPRESS in different way your love" is ludicrous. This is JUST, if not more embarrassing as when a black person sings the anthem at a ball game and SLAUGHTERS the song with their "rhythm" version of it. NO ONE wants to hear your "colorful" version of it. The chips just keep stacking up against black people and this is just another representation of whites are very scared of having a black president....BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT they will do collectively and what they will drive. The paranoia amount the white people is no different then the paranoia among blacks against said whites. Behind all the political correctness, behind the "change" BS, I strongly believe that a storm is a brewin.' Charlton Heston said it best, "Political Correctness is TYRANNY with manner." WAKE UP PEOPLE.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Rene Marie Sings Black National Anthem Instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSbHz_ZQRFc

Name: Penelope
Comment: I didn't look at the link, but she was asked to sing the National Anthem, not Lift Every Voice and Sing! I'm sorry, but I don't believe there is any such thing as a National Black Anthem. And if there is such a thing, why would she have been asked to sing it at a mainstream event? JMO.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Is it possible she made a mistake? Did she really mean to sing that song? Has she commented on why she sang Lift Every Voice and Sing? I'd like to know her thinking.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: SNORK! We got a Black National Anthem, looking out the side eye, which one of ya'll forgot to send me the memo?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Its almost 11:00 here, so time for EUR to start messing up.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Penelope I think she knew she was singing the song. It said she catered the song to the music of the Star Spangled Banner. I see your point of view and you are correct, however I guess I like it when people buck the system sometimes.

Name: OSUN
Comment: LIFT EV'RY VOICE AND SING also known as "The Black National Anthem" by James Weldon Johnson Lift ev'ry voice and sing, Till earth and heaven ring. Ring with the harmonies of Liberty; Let our rejoicing rise, High as the list'ning skies, Let it resound loud as the rolling sea. Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us, Sing a song full of the hope that the present has brought us; Facing the rising sun of our new day begun, Let us march on till victory is won. Stony the road we trod, Bitter the chast'ning rod, Felt in the days when hope unborn had died; Yet with a steady beat, Have not our weary feet, Come to the place for which our fathers sighed? We have come over a way that with tears has been watered, We have come, treading our path through the blood of the slaughtered, Out from the gloomy past, Till now we stand at last Where the white gleam of our bright star is cast. God of our weary years, God of our silent tears, Thou who has brought us thus far on the way; Thou who has by Thy might, Led us into the light, Keep us forever in the path, we pray. Lest our feet stray from the places, our God, where we met Thee, Lest our hearts, drunk with the wine of the world, we forget Thee, Shadowed beneath thy hand, May we forever stand, True to our God, True to our native land.

Name: Penelope
Comment: OSUN, I'm all for some civil disobedience. I've working in civil rights for about 25 years now, and I understand the powere of bucking the system. But, this wasn't that. She was invited to sing the National Anthem. She didn't do that. If she did not want to sing that song, she should ahve declined the invitation.

Name: naturalsista
Comment: hubby called to tell doug mcintyre and the like are foaming at the mouth about rene marie and trying to tie this in with barack obama patriotism. imo they asked her to sing the national anthem, they just weren't specific about which one...i applaud her courage to sing it because from what i saw if looks could kill rene marie would be at the mortuary. peace...

Name: rayne
Comment: Good morning all. I had to enter thru back door again. DAMN EUR! what is really going on?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: What out ya'll Rayne being a back door chaser today....

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hunh?

Name: rayne
Comment: Homegirl was wrong for singing her own version of the National Anthem..LOL

Name: rayne
Comment: MWM~ you can't help it. Nasty!

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Osun, move over and let me sit down on the cozy reality couch. I watch all kinds of reality shows. I will mos def check out G's to Gents. Looks interesting.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Arkansas, make sure you bring the popcorn with you. I love reality shows. I love Flipping out. He is so anal. I would say he was worse than Monk on the OCD level. Big Brother will be back on soon and then I will be in heaven.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Rayne, stop making it easy and I won't be so pervy.....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: She was out of line. She was invited to sing the National Anthem. There is not confusing the two. "Creative expression" = she had a stage and a mike and wanted to do her thing.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Rayne the girl was wrong but I admire her ballz. What would you have done if you were present? Would you laugh, stand there in shock, or tip toe out the room?

Name: Penelope
Comment: OSUN...I forgot about Flipping Out. I am not a regular viewer, but Jeff cracks me up. And his assistants looks into the camera when he does something off the wall are hilarious. The other day when he was so off the wall, his therapist asked if he could come in for a double session, and he said I'm off to catch a culprit, thats what I'm gonna do. He is hilarious! But he can renovate a property like no body's business.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Its a beautiful LA morning, and a good one to all my fam. Pen and letmein, the way y'all was talkin' yesterday, I'd be shocked if nothing went down, lol.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: I thought it was funny but she was wrong. In this political climate black people are scrutinized. Just read the comment Osun posted. She was asked to sing the "National Anthem" which is The Star Spankle Bannder". There is a time and place for everything. What I find amazing is that she knew all the words. LOL Right after "sing a song" I blank out.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Rahway...Oh, it was on like donkey kong last night. Astroglide is wonderful for handjobs. Was that not the most blunt thing to say?! I'm telling you, every budoir should be stocked with it.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: **writing down Astroglide**

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Six-Decade-Old Lynching Case Is Investigated July 3rd, 2008 Two Black sharecropper couples died in a notoriously gruesome race murder - Federal and state investigators and lawmakers are hoping that, after 62 years, they can bring to justice the dozen or so men who riddled four Black sharecroppers with bullets and cut the unborn baby from one of the victims in the last recorded mass lynching in America. It was July 26, 1945 when a mob, armed with shotguns, rifles and machine guns, took the foursome to the Moore’s Ford Bridge and shot them hundreds of times. One of the men had been accused of killing a White man two weeks earlier. A Klansman bootlegger bailed the suspect out of jail, and drove him, his wife, her brother and her brother’s wife to the bridge, where they were massacred. This week, officials from the FBI and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation retrieved boxes of evidence from a home in a rural Georgia community of Walton County. “The FBI and GBI had gotten some information that we couldn’t ignore with respect to this case,” GBI spokesman John Bankhead told CNN. For the past several years, Tyrone Brooks, a member of the Georgia state House, has been pressing for justice in this 1946 case. “We just hope and pray they can bring some of these suspects to the bar of justice before they die, because they’re all getting up in age,” said Brooks, the president of the Georgia Association of Black Elected Officials. At the national level, Rep. John Lewis, who represents Georgia in the U.S. House, sponsored a bill that provides $10 million a year over the next decade to investigate lynch cases from the ‘50s and ‘60s. Although a lone Oklahoma senator, Tom Coburn, has been blocking the legislation – he almost never supports measures that require federal dollars – but his recently indicated that he might be willing to allow the legislation to go through.

Name: asize12
Comment: Good morning kids! Happy Early 4th! I've been a bit busy this morning (paying bills, burning cds) but I'z hurr now! So, what's the "T"? *scrolling up*

Name: OSUN
Comment: Penelope I will pick some of that up, I am hesitant b/c I dont want that to be viewed as an invitation to knock on the back door. I aint answering it.

Name: Penelope
Comment: OSUN...don'tworry about the back door thing, cuz if he knows you're not into it, then that is settled. I am not into it, but the things you can do with astroglide. My gyno recommended it, and in her words, its like jiffy lube for sex. But, I have mastered the hand and oral thing with some assistance from my little tube of lube. My suggestion is that you buy the smallest container, b/c a little goes a long way.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Pen- give us some examples of your mastery for use this weekend.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Penelope, so astroglide can be licked?

Name: letmein
Comment: I've found that saliva works just as well and it's FREE!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Whelp Osun...I start with just a light rub and some oral. I usually have the lube in the bed, so its no big deal to break the rythm to open the bottle...its a fliptop, so I can continue oral and squeeze lube into my hand. I kind of warm the lube with the heat of my hand before grasping my man, then I just start a series of moves. I make sure I keep his buddies moist too, cause they like attention as well. Then, I let my hands do the walking. One move that he likes is the pepper grinder. And it is just what it sounds like. With sufficient lube, I use both hands in a pepper grinding motion, both while working my hands up and down. Um I also like and cover the head with my mouth while running my hand up and down the shaft. So, when my mouth is on the head, the warmth of my hand covers the shaft in a way to mimic complete copulation. Hows that?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hello F4A Folks - Have a wonderful 4th and wonderful weekend. My office is closing at noon and I'm outta here. >>>>>>>>>OSUN looking forward to chatting about our MasterCleanse moments next week.....Toodles to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Saliva does work wonders, but sometimes, I run out. I take a lot of antihistamines, which can have an adverse effect. And while saliva is free, Astroglide is not the most expensive thing you'll buy. As far as taste...yes, it can be licked, but it has a um chemical taste to it, but nothing I can't stomach. Generally, my hands do so much of the work, that what I'm tasting is not lube if you know what I mean.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Lawd, Lawd Lawd - I ain't leaving soon enough. Letmein and Penelope going make us celibate folks cave in. HANDLE YO BIZNESS LADIES, HANDLE YO BIZNESS!!!!!!! LOL!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: And if you really want him to scream, do a reverse cowgirl after some hand and oral, and you will get shoes to your heart's delight.

Name: OSUN
Comment: What is a reverse cowgirl, please?

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Letmein, you crazy! LOL But so true.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Riding backwards.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Reverse cowgirl is when you sit with him inside you, but your back is to him. For extra support, you can grab his feet. Its not hard work at all.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: WTF? AT THIS CONVO LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, I'll change subjects. Um what's everybody doing for the 4th? I'm still on crutches, so not a lot for me.

Name: OSUN
Comment: How does this astro work with jimmy hats? I cant have any spillage.

Name: Penelope
Comment: How does Astroglide enhance sexual activity? When used during intimate activity, Astroglide definitely heightens sexual pleasure for both partners. In her book, To Be Alive, Carol Runowicz says, "Men go crazy: they call it Astroheaven." When used with a condom, Astroglide's slippery friction intensifies pleasures and, at the same time, provides a greater sensation of warmth and closer body contact, heightening pleasure and creating a stronger sense of intimacy. Glamour Magazine's sexual ethics columnist Lynn Showden notes: "A certain canny girlfriend insisted I try a product called Astroglide. Now a convert, I have to say even sex before AIDS was never like this. With these new high-tech lubricants, safe sex can be something of a revelation." Is Astroglide safe to use with condoms? Yes. Since Astroglide is a water-based, water soluble personal lubricant, it is safe to use with condoms. Only water-based lubricants should be used with condoms. Petroleum-based products (Vaseline, baby oil or mineral oil) can break down latex, increasing the risk of pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. In addition, moisture creams and lotions can interfere with vaginal pH levels and can cause irritation or even yeast infections.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Heeyyy ya'll. Hope all are well. About that lady singing the Black national anthem: she should have sang the regular national anthem and after home of the brave broke it down and started singing the Black national anthem right behind it, but to its own tune, as opposed to making the Black national anthem fit into the regular national anthem. yes, they still would have been pizzed, but she could have used the excuse that she wanted to be "all-inclusive" LOL but I'm serious. If I was trying to make a statement, and had the forum she had, I would have done it that way. No one cut her mike off or took it from her when she sang the Black National Anthem, so she would have been okay to do both.

Name: asize12
Comment: Hey kids, call me slow or even computer illiterate, but I had no idea that once you pay for a cd on itunes, you can burn it to a cd as many times as you want to. Did y'all know that??? I'm so behind w/ technology...I used to be up on all this stuff, but not now. I think I'm turning into my momma...she don't even know how to check email! LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Astroglide does not interfere with spermacide, nor does it cause latex breakdown. But, squirt some into the tip your man's heightened pleasure. It does work well that way too.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...anything you buy on iTunes is yours to keep. I have episodes of Weeds, Best Week Ever and Jon Stewart's Daily Show.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ooops...meant to say squirt some Astroglide into the condom. He'll love it.

Name: asize12
Comment: *taking notes* And where can I find this Astroglide? Reverse cowgirl is better on a bench...I'm just sayin'...

Name: Penelope
Comment: I'm gonna stepout for a few minutes...give y'all a chance to change the subject if you want too.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Ok yall so you know I have been celibate for a lil over 8 months now. So i have been dating this guy that i used to date back in the day but never had sex with him. Ok dude is packing 10 1/2" and im thinking good lawd i mean i want to get back in the saddle again but good gawd that might be a horse i dont want to handle from the jump. lol

Name: asize12
Comment: ...bench, couch, stool (low to the ground). Carry on.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Astroglide can be purchased anywhere. CVS, Walmart, anywhere. But the small bottle with the purple or orange cap. I like the purple, because for some reason, the orange cap, which produces a warming sensation seems sticky to me. As far as reverse cowgirl, I don't know, I thoroughly enjoy it in the bed. It can get really comfortable, and can even bend forward on all fours for comfort. Oh lord, I need to shut up. EUR Sex Education class is dismissed! LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ms. Frez...you'll be surprised what your body can do. It certainly won't reject him.

Name: asize12
Comment: Man, mwm gon' be HOT that he missed this convo today! LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: For real, I'll be back in about 30 mins. I need to run to the bank. Carry on.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: ???? shessh yall'!!! I know its the weekend and thangs.... **writing down small bottle of astroglide, purple cap**

Name: MsFresno
Comment: I know right ms penelope but all i keep thinking about is "ouch" lol.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Who saw real world hollywood last night?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: In light of today's topic, the song of the day is "Slide" by Slave.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Slide slide slippity slide.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Dang Ms Fresno, he aint playing is he? Just how do you know the size. My question to you is what is the circumference.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ song of the day! Perfect choice! It fits like a glove, no really.

Name: rayne
Comment: It's getting "hot" in hur.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: This is old, but did yall know???? Juanita Bynum’s Emergency Prayer Kits Cause Strange Fire On HSN Set Prophetess Juanita Bynum, a popular TBN regular, was a featured seller on the Home Shopping Network Saturday. Dressed in a stunning long white gown, Ms. Bynum was captivating to watch as she peddled her $500 emergency prayer kit, complete with a Hebrew prayer shawl, a small vial of anointing oil, and gospel teaching tapes. Amazingly, in the first hour the profiteer sold more than 3,500 kits, with the charmed ease of a seasoned and shrewd used car saleswoman. But as she began the second hour, repeatedly using the spiel “This powerful intercessory package has become mandated by God to become a primary weapon in your personal prayer arsenal! Your emergency kit contains everything you need to discover true power in prayer! ‘Buy one, or even two, now today!’ thus saith the Lord,” suddenly a stack of nearby prayer kits caught fire. Within seconds, the entire set was consumed by flames. Luckily, everyone survived the accident, although the prayer kits were all destroyed. The cause of the fire is still unknown; fire chief Sam Storner had this to say just yesterday: “We’ve ruled out arson, faulty wiring, cigarettes, spontaneous combustion, gas, grease, etc. as triggers of this blaze, and right now we’re stumped.” Marcus Jillian, a private investigator for Allexium Insurance, which handles HSN, thinks he has the answer: “The oil in the prayer kits fueled the strange fire, but I’m still searching for the cause of the spark.” Renowned charismatic prophet Clem Kiment thinks God’s anger was the spark: “Our Lord has had enough of today’s superapostles merchandising the Holy Spirit. The only emergency prayer kit a believer actually needs is the Holy Ghost Himself, and He’s simply not for sale!” he wrote today on his website “The Sound of Free Freedom.” The prophetess, however, remained undeterred by the accident. “I’m coming back next week with 10,000 more prayer kits, plus my new $5,000 Juanita Bynum fountain pens. All truly prosperous King’s kids should own and be using one or more these classy pens to write with; Bics are for those ignorants still living under the curse of poverty.” HSN had no comment about the blaze other than “The strange fire has brought Ms. Bynum so much extra publicity that next week she’ll surely become our most profitic vendor.”

Name: OSUN
Comment: My sister is off to the hospital to have her baby. Yeah!!!!!!

Name: blaquebaby
Comment: Hello Folks! How yall doing this fine day??? I see some folks are pumped today!

Name: OSUN
Comment: Cali this has to be a joke right.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: MsFresno, you better jump on that 10 1/2 stick. That's just my size.

Name: asize12
Comment: Yeah! Congrats to Osun's sis! Does she know what she's having?

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Osun I know the size because we were having one of our long drawn out kissing sessions and he was hard as a rock and that thang is not only long but it is the thickest thingamabob that i have ever witnessed. I have never seen on like his in all my life in real life.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Asize, you just saying huh about the reserve cowboy on the bench. LOL Personally I like it on the bed. That way I can switch it up. Spread the legs to touch the end of the bed, sit up right with knees touching the chest, legs behind me, on all fours. Ok I will stop now.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: *whispering* Ark im scared, lol.

Name: OSUN
Comment: A baby boy

Name: asize12
Comment: >ark, to the windows...to the walls. All over the room boo, all over the room. Again, I'm just sayin...

Name: asize12
Comment: Welcome osun's nephew into the world...I love babies. My b/f is trying for another one...she's the one that just had her baby 2 mo. early because of preeclampsia...she has an 18 y/o & a 14 y/o. So, as long as she keeps poppin' 'em out, I'll just call them my 'play kids'.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: MsFresno, glad you mentioned Real World. I missed it last night. Bout to look at it online.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: I see a few people need to carry they azz to da corner..... Sis-Boo I had nothing to do with this convo, I swear.....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Congrats, Auntie OSUN!

Name: asize12
Comment: >msfres, don't be scurred...I'm sure once you get in the midst of the act, the 'pain' will soon fade.

Name: asize12
Comment: The Word of the Day for July 03, 2008 is: peregrine • \PAIR-uh-grin\ • adjective : having a tendency to wander Example Sentence: "Birders are peregrine by nature, typically traveling to distant destinations in pursuit of their hobby. . .." (James F. McCarty, Plain Dealer [Cleveland], June 1, 2006)

Name: letmein
Comment: msfres...you've never heard of hurt so good? whew......

Name: MsFresno
Comment: lol@ asize right. But I am so proud of myself for being celibate for so long (i know its not a long time to some people) but for me it is. That i am not even as enthused as i thought i would be.

Name: asize12
Comment: *waving* Hey Bro-boo! I thought you were off today! Yeah, I know, err'body being nasty up in hurr & you ain't have JACK to do with it...well, not this time. I'm sure you got a 'thrill' outta penelope's lil' "description"...*handing Bro-boo a towel* Here ya go, no need to thank me.

Name: blaquebaby
Comment: Congrats Osun may this bundle of joy be a blessin to your family

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK,I'm back from the bank, but y'all have me cracking up. Slide by Slave hunh? Cracked up. I would also suggest Get Busy by Sean Paul, because that is what Arkansas sounds like. For Sister Bynum, I'd recommend Fire by the Ohio Players...but she the one who need to sit her arse in a corner. The charlatan! God ain't pleased. Hasn't she learned? When is Sister Cheryl Underwood when you need her. Thats who it takes for Jaunita. Um MWM, I can't beleive you have no comments, and are referring some unnamed folks to the corner. Let me just retire to the corner and continue to hold classes for those interested. LOL

Name: asize12
Comment: >msfres, how long has it been again?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Congrats OSUN...much happiness to the family. Health and wellness to all. Now, let'skeep the party going.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: 8 mths going on 9 Asize.

Name: Penelope
Comment: So, Size12, what is your goal ? When will you end your sabatical?

Name: asize12
Comment: >msfres, so you don't really wanna do it?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Penelope what could I say, I'm actually speachless, I'm trying to think of something pervy to say, but I'm at a loss for words.

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Asize I do but then again I think i may wait and if he is not willing to wait he can kick rocks.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I meant to ask Ms.Frez about how long her sabatical is expected to last. I'm typing too fast.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Penelope i dont know it all depends if we happen to be around each other during one of my horny stages. lol

Name: asize12
Comment: >msfres, good for you. Don't do it if you don't want to because you definitely will not enjoy the experience. I'm proud of you:-)

Name: letmein
Comment: msfres...I'm proud of you, too. I know that has to be hard (no pun intended)

Name: MsFresno
Comment: thank you asize. It has taken tremendous willpower i tell ya.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: lol@letmein

Name: Penelope
Comment: I had been celebate for a time before meeting my husband, but what is funny, is that when I first saw him, I knew we were going to be together. I don't know if it was love at first site, but I do know that I felt something within me that made me know he and I were going to be together. And we didn't even speak to one another.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Here are some reviews of Astroglide: 1. I love this stuff! Like they say, a drop of this will put a watermellon through a hose.. a little goes a long way and it's so... very nice! 2. Very good, my wife loves it with vibrators, and I use it with my prostrate massager with no soreness after vigorous use. It has the staying power we have needed. KY can't compare. 3. Astroglide is the perfect lubricant for sex toys because it's so slippery. As a male I highly recommend it for lubricating anything non-human you are going to penetrate (like one of those gel things when my wife is away on a trip). I prefer something less slippery for sex with a human, because a little friction feels good for me and her. The "warming" version of Astroglide isn't so slippery, and does better for human interaction.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: So Penelope you didn't speak he just lead you to the astroglide aisle and that sealed the deal right?

Name: MsFresno
Comment: aww penelope i dont think that I have ever felt that with someone. I have seen guys that I knew I wanted to have sex with but never be with in the long term at first site.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...Do we have a price on the Astroglide? LOL @ Bro-boo!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Midwest...Oh yoy know you are wrong. LOL. Nah, the Astroglide came later. We narly collided in the hallway once, and as he sidestepped me, I felt a little strange, and as we walked away from one another, I turned around to look at him, and something in me just new he and I were going to be together. We did not actually formally meet until 5 months later.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: You know me Sistah-Boo if I can't think of nothing pervy, then a smart azz comment will do....

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, I can relate. Even tho I was only 17, I knew hubby was the one when I first met him. And I'm sure that the Astroglide will confirm that I've made the right choice...*happy sigh*

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: "watermellon through a hose" ....shessh!!!! Dang Jfrom'!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Neither had I Ms. Frez. But, I saw him out the window, and he looked so polished in his Navy Whites (the ceremonial ones with the epilets), and that caught my eye. The near collision was unplanned, b/c I had actually went to a different floor before he and I nearly bumped into one another. But, when we met in the hallway, he ignored me. He did not even say excuse me ma'am, which is typical for the military.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Just fill in the information or call (866)TRY-ASTRO to get a free Astroglide® sample delivered right to your door. One sample per household. ... www.astroglide.com/SampleRequest.asp -

Name: OSUN
Comment: Calired what about the pro strate mas saging????

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, about the Astroglide...um, WTh? 'Nonhuman things" you are going to penetrate. Hunh? What? And y'all say I'm pervy?! But I will say that my hubby and everyone who I have turned on to Astroglide (no pun intended) absolutely love it. And I tend to agree that the purple cap isn't as good as the orange cap. But, try it for yourself. You will be nicely pleased.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: SMH@OSUN.... or this one "lubricating anything non-human" WTH????

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh, on the first time deal between he and I, we decided that we would not do anything until we knew each other's middle name without just coming out and telling what it was. That took a while b/c I don't have a middle name.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: LOL@penelope... ok.. wait I thought u said the purple was the good one?? dangit!!! **scratchin' off purple for orange cap**

Name: Penelope
Comment: No, I'm sorry, get the purple, not the orange. Like I said, I'm typing fast, then had a 12 year old looking over my shoulder. USE THE PURPLE ONE. Sorry for the confusion.

Name: rayne
Comment: OSUN-tell her to hold out just a little while longer so his birthday can read 7/4/08. I'm going to Target tonight, do they sell Astroglide ?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Prostrate Massager? HUNH? WHAT? Isn't that something you stick in the anus? Oh my. JFromMO...um, something you want us to know? LOL.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Rayne...yes, it is sold at Target...it is around the condoms, etc...while you're at it, pick up that white $15.00 massager.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: has anyone seen the show "secret diary of a call girl" on showtime? I love that show.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: CaliRed, thanks for the free sample.

Name: shulamite
Comment: Yay for the Williams Sisters. Another all Williams Final!!!!!!!!!!

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: MsFresno, I finished watching Real World. Next week is going to be good.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: Congrats to the fam Osun. I love babies!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Nothing warms the COCKles of my heart more than hearing some sexy azz women talkin' about the freaky sh*t. AND y'all is funny as hell.

Name: Penelope
Comment: MsFrez I like Diary of a Call Girl.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: ark did you see Will and his fake crying? janelle is going to be %*$!ed when she finds out about that foursome.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: osun/pene/cali - i thought everything y'all are saying. that's why i posted those. they were the funniest ones. they came from drugstore.com.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Penelope mondays episode was off the hook, in order to get dude to finally cum she stuck her finger up his azz i fell out at that.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: okay....

Name: Penelope
Comment: MsFres, I cracked up when she put the saddle on the guy in the first episode. (At least, that was the first one I saw.)

Name: asize12
Comment: Dammit, I swear, I don' had more sex education here on the FFA than I had in school! LOL *going to redeem free sample* Hopefully I'll get the one with the 'purple' cap;-)

Name: asize12
Comment: LMAO! Why is www.astroglide.com/SampleRequest.asp blocked??? *going to internet on cell*

Name: MsFresno
Comment: yeah that was funny penelope eww next week its going to be about dominatrix when i saw that man licking that toilet i almost upchucked.

Name: arkansasgirl
Comment: I'm out. Everyone have a safe holiday weekend!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now, y'all know there is the "YoursandMine" KY gel that retails for about $18.00. My gyno told me KY has a chemical base that can cause inbalances, so I don't use it, but if any of you try it, let me know how it goes.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Congrats and blessings to your sister and your fam, osun.

Name: asize12
Comment: ..."Your sample should arrive within 4 - 6 weeks" Dang, that's like dog years!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: asize> you took the words right out of my mouth. 4 to 6 weeks? But I did see on there that the personal 5 oz (purple top)is retailing at Amazon(WTF?) for $9.99.........gotta run in Wally World when I get off, so I will check it out there. Keep schooling a sista ladies, I am taking notes. LOL

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: LOL@sista12'... not "dog years".. oh yeah most jobs got that astroglide site blocked.... mine does...

Name: YLawdY
Comment: mine too.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Y'all, just drop by your local drug store...CVS, DrugMart, Walgreens, or your big box stores such as Walmart and pick it up. I think I pay about $6.00 for the small bottle. It lasts, and a little does go a long way. But if you want to become fluent in hand action, it is definitely a must.

Name: asize12
Comment: *folding arms & tapping foot patiently waiting for astroglide delivery*

Name: YLawdY
Comment: 5 oz is 11.99 at Walgreens.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: asize12 ...stop being cheap and go to the store.

Name: Penelope
Comment: OBTW, I have also purchased the gel tube version of Astroglide, and for whatever reason, didn't like it. I don't even know where it is now. The thing to keep in mind about your personal stash is freshness. That is one of the reasons I buy the smallest bottle. I don't know that it goes bad, but I just like a fresh product on hand...and other places.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...*checking mailbox* "Any mail come fa me?" *see's Mista walking toward the mailbox & runs behind a tree*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Guess what? Astroglide now has a Glycerin free product for those who are sensitive to that ingredient. Who knew?

Name: asize12
Comment: >ylawd, I'ma buy it. I'll just use that free one as an extra stash...

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Just like Black People, want to get your quality spoogin on cheap, carry yo azz to the store and buy some, you'll be done forgot Penelope advice 4-6 weeks from now. Free Astroglide samples, SMH, and of couse if you do that online, ya'll be getting all kinds of sex shat sent to your email account so don't do it at work I tell you.... Cheap Mofos.....

Name: Penelope
Comment: I recommend the 2.5 oz, rather than the 5.0 oz, b/c it is consistent with TSA requirements for carry ons...also it is small enough to fit into your purse, or tuck neatly out of site in the budoir.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Midwest, I was thinking it but didn't want to say it. The stuff is sold in Walmart for crying out loud. This is ain't behind the curty at the dirty book store y'all. Sex is natural and should be enjoyed. He!! Astroglide was invented by a government employee, who was working on a product to cool down the space shuttle. Now, I'm thinking that scientest said, 'whoa, what have I here? Honey, can you come here for a minute?"

Name: Penelope
Comment: But Astroglide and have fireworks in the bedroom tonight.

Name: asize12
Comment: >Bro-boo, shut your pie-hole, I just said I was gon' buy some, dang! LOL

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Penelope I told you all gubment employee are pervs.... I'm proof of that.... lol......

Name: khufu
Comment: "Presumed" candidate? I have never ever heard that used before during a presidential election

Name: asize12
Comment: Preach pen, PREACH! *standing ovation*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Midwest...card-carrying, dues paying, t-shirt wearing perves...I even have a shirt that says "Member of the Astroglide Test Team." The other one says, "Wake the neighbors" on the front with the Astroglide logo on the back. Government employees do it better.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...Uhhh, Bro-boo...did you invent Astroglide??? *looking at him sideways*

Name: JFromMO
Comment: it's blocked here, too. /asize - does it say it comes in an unmarked package?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...Thank you as I bow deeply yet gracefully.

Name: Penelope
Comment: J...No. Don't order it. Go buy it. Why would it be on the shelf if we should have shame in purchasing it?

Name: asize12
Comment: >jfrom, Iono...but, I'm getting it delivered to my home address so it doesn't matter. Hubby gets the mail since he's home before me...boy will he be surprised! LOL He'll thank me later...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now when I go back to work next week, I can't be holding this kind of convo, so I'll be back to the straight and narrow by day on the Free4All come monday.

Name: khufu
Comment: anybody ever have intimate relations on the beach during the 4th of july while fireworks were lighting up the sky?

Name: asize12
Comment: ...I'll have him doing the "Astroglide Slide" *to the left, take it back now y'all...slide to the left...slide to the right, 2 hops 2 hops*

Name: Penelope
Comment: KHofu...have you? Kind of gives new meaning to the Overture and the Battle Hymn of the Republic hunh? Glory, Glory hallelujah, his truth is marching on.

Name: khufu
Comment: Penelope...trying to make it happen tommorrow..life is short....LOL

Name: asize12
Comment: Anybody going to see Hancock?

Name: asize12
Comment: >khufu, sounds exciting! Have fun! Well, that's a given...be careful!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Khofu...ok, but take it easy, cause sand will mess a sister up.

Name: Penelope
Comment: My kids plan to see Hancock. I can wait. I am going to see Lavelle Crawford on Sunday.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Whelp, my work here is done, so I guess I'll sign off...y'all done abandoned me for what I hope are trips to the drug store. Happy forth y'all!...Hey, come on, come along take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no jive It's live, live, it's all the way live Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on Now this groove's so funky, hey, what to you think What is it called, let's call it Lakeside strength Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage I'm the captain of this vessel We wanna take you on a cruise All around the land, music is at hand (Huh) We wanna play it for you (You see) We want to be (We want to be) Your crew of entertainers (Jam to the music) Jam to the beat (Jam, yeah) Don't let nothing restrain you (Uh-huh) We just want you to feel Nothing but pleasure (Pleasure), musical pleasure (Yeah, yeah) Our music is very real (It's really real) Truly a treasure (A treasure), musical treasure Come along, pack your bags Get on up and jam y'all Come on and ride on the funk, y'all Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage We're the directors of this crew ship And you are under our command, yeah What you should do is take a lesson, too So you can understand (You know) We like to see (People havin' a good time) Everybody happy (Do you wanna party) We create the beat (That foot stompin' music) That keeps the people dancin' (Uh-huh) We just want you to feel (We just want you to feel) Nothing but pleasure, musical pleasure (Want you to feel) ‘Cause music is a world of fantasy (It's a fantasy) Let's live it together (A pleasure), musical pleasure (Come along, come along, come along) So come along beyond the sea (Dance in the sunshine) Take a load off of your mind Our music is very real (So very real) Truly a treasure, musical treasure Come along, pack your bags Get on up and jam y'all Come on and ride on the funk, y'all Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Come along, ride the boat to the land of funk) To the Land of Funk Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Do you wanna ride with me) Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Do you wanna go, ah) To the Land of Funk, Funk, Funk To the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk Hey, come on, come along take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no jive It's live, live, it's all the way live Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on Now the groove's so funky, hey, what to you think What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank

Name: asize12
Comment: *waving* Bye Pen! Happy 4th! *singing & sliding* Slide slide slippity slide just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 and just saaaaiiiillll on, just saiiiilllll on!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Why did my 14 year old just tell me how to get free porn? www.redtube.com? WTF?

Name: letmein
Comment: Khufu...I thought I was tripping, I haven't ever heard "presumptive candidate" either. I was like damn when does he truly become the candidate. Oh yeah, have fun in the sand. That sounds amazing!!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: **runnin' back in from lunch** Okay yall, sis12' listen up, I just got back from your fav' store, yup!! "tar-jay' they got astro glide on sale!!1 LOL. marked down, the purple cap, thank you very much!!! $5.69.. run yall, run!!

Name: asize12
Comment: Yippee!!! Astroglide for everyone!!! *doing the Astroglide slide outta the room*

Name: letmein
Comment: I'm cracking up at the run on Astroglide. I should buy some stock! LOL!!!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: we a mess letmein!!! LOL, I remember some yt's told me about this stuff years ago!!! **lookin at bottle**

Name: rayne
Comment: LMAO @ ASIZE~ "Astroglide Slide" . I ordered my sample. 4-6 weeks is a long time. Oh well. khufu ~ This whole election mess has got me pulling out my hair. The media & their come ups. What really got under my skin was when they called people affected by Katrina "refugees". I plan on doing a lot of spoonging in the Dominican. I'm a little worried about sand getting in the punnana. Think hubby will let me ride cowboy? LOL.

Name: rayne
Comment: It was a question on the Astroglide's web-site asking how did you hear about the product. That was funny.

Name: mcctusk
Comment: There is going to be another all Williams sister final at Wimbledon this year. I will be in front of the TV Saturday.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Hi everybody, I'm at home and I'm sticking my head in to let you all know Venus & Serena will be playing each other in the finals. I'm so excited for them! Oh, and letmein, if you're on here today, I went to the Plaza this morning and there are tons of ridiculous sales!! I got about $600 worth of stuff for a grand total of $262 in about 35 minutes!! OK everybody, I'm about to take a nap, I hope you all have a fabulous 4th --- be safe and don't forget to save some leftovers for Monday's lunch!! Bye!

Name: asize12
Comment: >rayne, you should've typed "The Free-4-All"

Name: Lovely
Comment: PS - um, am I re-addicted to the F4A since I logged on from home just to tell ya'll that? I didn't even call my brother to tell him.

Name: blaquebaby
Comment: Yes I am happy da sisters are back in da finals like they belong! I hope the make the doubles final also! I am diggin both looks on the ladies!

Name: letmein
Comment: Hol' up Lovely!!! What stores on the Plaza? Or did you visit several?

Name: khufu
Comment: On that refugee designation of Katrina folks....well, if you listen to what Moors (Moorish Science Temple) say, it makes sense.....they claim that Louisiana doesnt belong to the US...that it still belongs to Moors herefore anyone living there especially Black folks are not really US citizens

Name: rayne
Comment: I'm out~ Everyone be safe.

Name: khufu
Comment: LOL they came after Mugabe after he took the land back from the white folks... also, if they are so gung ho about geting him out, what the hell happned in the Sudan? Where was all these white folks and Black then? they want flks to invade Zimbabwe to get Mugabe out....why were they silent on the Sudan?

Name: asize12
Comment: >khufu, that's a load of CRAP! WTH do they mean they're not 'really U.S. citizens?' That's just an excuse, a cop out. Hell, if that's the case then they need to be calling the Mexicans some damn refugees cuz I'm sure that more than 1/2 of them aren't U.S. citizens!

Name: khufu
Comment: Look up: Unitd Nations Debates the meaning of refugees" on google should take you to "Visalaw"

Name: khufu
Comment: hey ASIZE Im not saying that...im just sharing, based on my knowledge on various conversations, that there are varying thoughts about varying things....LOL

Name: khufu
Comment: International Law is very interesting, as I have stated before, and we need to begin to %*$eses many, if not most, of our istorical circumstances in the US from the eyes of the International Body of Law (malcolm told us this) it would give us some different eyes to see our reality through

Name: amethyst
Comment: I'm just returning from a funeral, and the F4A sex education 202 is going on (we had 101 yesterday). Let me get my spooging notebook to take notes...

Name: khufu
Comment: ever read the Morroccan Friendship Treaty?

Name: amethyst
Comment: Rahway, we sexy azz women know it's important to keep the spices hot and keep our men smiling.

Name: khufu
Comment: Kama SUtra lessons.....where?

Name: khufu
Comment: hmmmm....Hancock......I think I will go to he movies tommorrow, with a female, and experience the joys of of oral amour....that way the viewing of the movie Hancock on the 4th of July will ALWAYS have a special meaning in my life....

Name: khufu
Comment: BBQ Goat BBQ Lamb yum yum

Name: amethyst
Comment: khufu - I've spent time on the beach watching the stars and getting "cozy", but haven't had relations. (writing in spoogin notebook: create your own 4th of July fireworks on the beach)

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: LOL@ame'... that is on my list' there is a hotel near one of the big fireworks display, I would love to get a room there one year!!! I've envisioned some thangs a few times as we were leaving.... woo hoo!!! no beach spoogin' sand is not cool,someboday mentioned that earlier!!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Thank the Lord for the holiday's!!! Everyone have a fabulous 4th of July weekend!!! Mine will start in exactly 10 minutes and I cannot wait!!! **holding up two fingers** PEACE OUT....

Name: asize12
Comment: >khufu, no, I wasn't going off on you, I was just going off on 'them'. I know you're just the messenger...>ame, the word of the day is ASTROGLIDE...That's the main thing us freakazoids were talkin' about...

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Han..cock, Hand..cock, perfect movie for a perfectly freaky f4a.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: SMH@RAH'

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